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The Records

The records below are current as of 01/01/2006. We decided to proceed this way rather then argue over historical possibilities of which there are an endless amount, most being just hearsay and tomfoolery. If you are interested in adding a record to the "books" here at EmmettFood.com, or have documented proof (see record rules and regulations below) of a broken record, please send your suggestion written on the back of a 100 dollar bill addressed to the Emmett household in Williamsburg, attention: Nathan Jones. Or you can email Quinn Emmett by clicking here.

The most recent Broken Record will be in bold.

Year-round Records
Bunz Emmett Cookies (count)	No current record available
Bunz Emmett Cookies (time per bag)	Bob Emmett III, one full length movie
GramE Brownies (count)	Quinn Emmett, 7, 2004
Full Large Carmine's Subs (count in one sitting)	Casey Emmett, 1.5 subs
"GrUnzOb"s Consumed	Nathan Jones-Emmett, 1 GrUnzOb
Death by Bread Pudding lbs.	No current record available
Beers Consumed in Basement (count)	Shane Emmett, 73, 1995
Pierce's Pitt Jumbo's (count)	Rich Emmett, 3 Jumbo's
Ess-A-Bagels consumed in 48 hours	Shane Emmett, 5, 2007
"Meatballs A La Bob" (time per 3 count)	No current record available
"Meatballs A La Bob" (count)	No current record available
Thanksgiving Records
Full Plates Consumed	Shane Emmett, 2006, 3 Plates
Pumpkin Pie Slices	No current record available
Thxgiving Sandwich Height	Nathan Jones-Emmett, 2006, 5.5 inches
Longest Tryptophan-induced Nap	No current record available
Touchdowns in Turkey Bowl	Nathan Jones-Emmett, 4 TD's, 2005
Number of Registered Eaters	Emmett - 2005: 38 eaters

Rules and Regulations governing the proper account of record breaks

Section 1.	Regarding verification of record break
A record can only be considered broken when the following verifications are present:
The record breaking event is recorded via video or photo documentation. Visual observation from an accredited source. Preferably a member of the family. The attempter does not violate any of the disqualification stipulations listed in section 2.
Section 2.	Disqualifications
A record breaking attempt will be nullified if any of the following guidelines are violated:
The attempter must be in clear site of the official observer during the full duration of the attempt. The attempter cannot eat only one portion of a meal that is intended to be enjoyed in its entirety. Example: Meatballs must be enjoyed within the context of a standard size bowl of noodles with red sauce or on a regulation size sub roll (cheese optional). At no time will the attempter be able to "Make more room in his/her stomach" by any means other then jumping up and down. The attempter must not involve the trashcan or domesticated animals in the consumption of record breaking food.